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• My name: eric the donkey  
• My age: 7 human years or about 14 donkey years
• I live at: queensberry bay holiday park. hope i've spelled that right. bossy woman'll go mad if she sees this and i've got it wrong again. im told this is in southern scotland. i live with my brother rupert and we've made lots of friends here. we used to live on a fish farm in the north of england but it wasn't nearly as good - couldn't get broadband at all.
• My email address: eric@queensberrybay.co.uk
• My home web site: www.queensberrybay.co.uk
• My interests: girls and gngernuts. or gingernuts and girls. yes - gingernuts and girls in that order
• My favourite person: bossy woman - rupert told me to put that - jill rupert jill rupert
• I couldn't live without: gingernuts rupert
• My better half: my left hand profile seems best
• If i ruled the world: there would be no more animal cruelty , there'd be no dentists and there'd be free ginger nuts for all

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