......keep calm !
Hello folks,Rupert (eric's brother, aka, the sensible donkey ! ) here.
No need to panic, there's no iceberg, it's simply a rather large Marquee that has been erected to host a bit of a do and a BBQ at the Caravan Park over the fence tomorrow !
Oh and sorry Madge, there's no celebs on park at the moment !
Now could somebody please help me get Eric out of his boat !