well what can i say ?
decided to have a sneaky look in bossy womans diary.
got a bit excited to read a shearer was coming for a kick about with the llemons and alpacas.
galloped down the field and told madge and co they were about to be visited by a footie legend .............. madge had mediate visions of becoming a wag and the alpacas were practising their dribbling skills .......
course it seems i got it all wrong..............Alan Shearer was not coming but a shearer was..................bless em ..........they just didn't see it coming ............