poker

back on line at last.

have had a dreadful few days what with the screaming barn sheets. they simply would not stop fighting - or screaming. madge told us she thought they were in fact llemons,but they didn't speak the same language as her or mungo. madge rather thought they might be third generation migrators. they certainly were a bit fiery - and they spat even more than madge.

and she has a medical condition.

we all learned to keep our distance of course - specially at meal times.

bossy woman thought she knew best of course and simply would not give in. things came to a bit of a head when one of the new llemons decided to chase her round the paddock. bossy woman was furious. so she ran after the llemons with a bucket of water. in her high heels!

she got absolutely soaked.

did we laugh??!!

so now the new llemons are back inside in the naughty stable. rupert and i felt really sorry for them and went to see them this evening. we took some cardboard specially.

they were playing cards and smoking. don't think they like cardboard. they certainly didn't want to stop and talk. anyway they offered us a game of something called poke her. rupert was quite keen but i reminded him that we had that meeting with the mittee about elfs and safety and couldn't stay.

so what did rupert do? he only went and invited them to tea tomorrow.

oh joy.